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If you love a good laugh wrapped in a star, this ornament is your new favorite. Designed for interior designers who appreciate a sharp wit, it captures the candid truth that coffee fuels creativity and profanity keeps the mood light. Hang it on your tree and let the humor shine. Its glossy finish catches the light, turning every glance into a chuckle.
This piece makes a great gift for family members, colleagues, or friends who enjoy playful décor. Ideal for Christmas celebrations, birthdays, or house-warming parties, it adds a touch of personality to any setting. The star shape and bright print echo the festive spirit while delivering a memorable punch line. It also doubles as a conversation starter, breaking the ice at any gathering.
Crafted from durable MDF and finished with a high-gloss plastic coating, this 3.25-inch star ornament is lightweight yet sturdy. The edge-to-edge sublimation print delivers vivid, long-lasting colors that resist fading. A festive gold cord is included for easy hanging, making it a hassle-free addition to any holiday display. The lightweight construction ensures it won't damage fragile ornaments or ornaments on delicate branches.
Celebrate the season with a gift that speaks directly to the designer in your life. The bold quote and star shape make this ornament a standout piece that sparks conversation and laughter. Make it yours and let this playful keepsake become a cherished holiday tradition for years to come. Add it to your tree and watch smiles bloom.
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SHIPPING INFORMATION
Estimated delivery times:
US: 5-7 business days.
Canada: 5-9 business days
Australia/New Zealand: 5-9 business days
UK & EU: 5-7 business days (ships from Amsterdam)
Rest of the world: 2-4 weeks
*addition 1-3 days lead time for personalized products
Please note: We currently do not deliver Canvases to PO Boxes as UPS does not deliver to PO Boxes, so please provide a different address that we can ship to.
This piece makes a great gift for family members, colleagues, or friends who enjoy playful décor. Ideal for Christmas celebrations, birthdays, or house-warming parties, it adds a touch of personality to any setting. The star shape and bright print echo the festive spirit while delivering a memorable punch line. It also doubles as a conversation starter, breaking the ice at any gathering.
Crafted from durable MDF and finished with a high-gloss plastic coating, this 3.25-inch star ornament is lightweight yet sturdy. The edge-to-edge sublimation print delivers vivid, long-lasting colors that resist fading. A festive gold cord is included for easy hanging, making it a hassle-free addition to any holiday display. The lightweight construction ensures it won't damage fragile ornaments or ornaments on delicate branches.
Celebrate the season with a gift that speaks directly to the designer in your life. The bold quote and star shape make this ornament a standout piece that sparks conversation and laughter. Make it yours and let this playful keepsake become a cherished holiday tradition for years to come. Add it to your tree and watch smiles bloom.
- A thoughtful pick for family members who love design humor, this star ornament celebrates their creative spirit and adds a playful touch to any tree.
- Built for Christmas celebrations, the ornament's bright, vivid print and high-gloss finish make it a standout piece that complements holiday décor.
- Made from sturdy MDF with a glossy plastic coating, the lightweight design resists breakage and is safe around pets and children, ensuring lasting holiday cheer everywhere on the tree.
- A memorable surprise, the quote reads, 'Don't trust an interior designer that doesn't drink coffee and say fuck a lot,' capturing the candid wit of the profession.
- Make it yours today and let this cheeky star ornament spark laughter at every holiday gathering, turning ordinary tree décor into a memorable conversation starter that celebrates the playful side of design for your family.
