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 5-7 business days.
Canada: 5-9 business days
Australia/New Zealand: 5-9 business days
UK & EU: 5-7 business days (ships from Amsterdam)
Rest of the world: 2-4 weeks

*addition 1-3 days lead time for personalized products

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Security professionals often possess a wealth of practical advice, delivered with a knowing smile. This humorous Christmas ornament captures that spirit, offering a playful reminder of their valuable insights and dedication to our safety.

This Christmas tree ornament is lovely for security guards, their families, or coworkers who appreciate a good laugh and a moment of recognition. It's a great gift for Christmas, Secret Santa exchanges, or simply as a small token of appreciation for someone who keeps us safe and secure.

Made from premium stainless steel, this shatterproof ornament boasts a durable design and a 3.14-inch diameter, ensuring it remains a cherished holiday keepsake for years to come. The quote 'If At First You Don't Succeed, Try Doing What Your Security Guard Told You To Do The First Time.' is printed directly onto the metal, delivering a humorous and memorable message that's sure to bring a smile.

Whether you're searching for a funny gift for a security guard or a unique Christmas tree decoration to celebrate the season, this ornament is a wonderful choice. Share a chuckle and show your appreciation – make it yours today.
  • A thoughtful pick for your security guard, this durable stainless steel ornament adds a playful touch to any Christmas tree, ensuring it stays put throughout the holiday season and brings a smile.
  • Lovely for a Christmas surprise, this ornament offers a lighthearted nod to those who keep us safe, making it a memorable gift for a security professional or their loved ones, especially those with a sense of humor.
  • Crafted from premium stainless steel, this 3.14-inch diameter ornament is built to withstand the rigors of holiday decorating, remaining a cherished keepsake for years to come, adding a touch of lasting charm.
  • It's a delightful way to share a chuckle and appreciation, displaying the quote 'If At First You Don't Succeed, Try Doing What Your Security Guard Told You To Do The First Time.', bringing some levity to the season and sparking conversation.
  • Celebrate your security guard's wisdom and make it yours, adding a touch of festive cheer to the Christmas tree and creating a lasting memory of gratitude.

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