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SHIPPING INFORMATION
Estimated delivery times:
US: 5-7 business days.
Canada: 5-9 business days
Australia/New Zealand: 5-9 business days
UK & EU: 5-7 business days (ships from Amsterdam)
Rest of the world: 2-4 weeks
*addition 1-3 days lead time for personalized products
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Expressive, durable, and witty, this black stainless steel rope bracelet is designed for Funeral Directors who love a sharp joke. It features a bold engraved message to match their humor: "I'M A FUNERAL DIRECTOR, MY LEVEL OF SARCASM DEPENDS ON YOUR LEVEL OF STUPIDITY."
- Material & design: High-quality black stainless steel with an interlaced rope motif for a bold, durable look
- Size & adjustability: Adjustable from 3.34" to 9.84" to fit a range of wrist sizes
- Gift packaging: Arrives in an organza bag, ready for gifting
- Engraved message: Features the sarcastic note on a sleek plate
- Unisex wear: Suitable for both men and women for daily use
Whether you're shopping for a graduation gift or a unique present, this Rope Bracelet is an excellent choice. Its adjustable design ensures a comfortable fit, while the sturdy construction keeps up with daily wear. The engraved message adds personality without compromising on style, making it a memorable gift for Funeral Directors who appreciate a good sense of humor.
