This festive heart-shaped ornament offers a humorous nod to the funeral directing profession, featuring the witty line, "I’m a funeral director. Just like a normal funeral director except much colder." Designed specifically for funeral professionals and their colleagues, it brings a lighthearted touch to holiday displays while honoring a serious career path.

• Material Composition: Constructed from durable Medium Density Fiberboard (MDF) designed to resist impact and breakage better than traditional ceramic pieces.
• Dimensions: Measures 2.75 inches in height with a slim profile of 1/8 inch thickness, weighing in at just 0.5 ounces for unobtrusive placement.
• Printing Technology: Features edge-to-edge sublimation and a high-gloss finish to ensure the printed text remains vibrant and does not fade over future years.
• Hanging Hardware: Includes a sturdy gold-colored cord integrated into the center hole, allowing for immediate display on any standard tree branch or mantle hook.
• Profile & Finish: A smooth, white surface provides high contrast for the centered black lettering, ensuring readability when lit by holiday lighting.

This ornament provides a unique way to celebrate the dual nature of working in life services—balancing solemn duty with moments of levity. Its robust, non-glass construction makes it a safer choice for environments with pets or active children compared to delicate glass alternatives, while the lightweight design prevents strain on delicate tree branches. As a conversation starter, it allows office teams and friends to share a laugh and recognize the dedication required in funeral direction, serving as a lasting decoration meant to be enjoyed annually.