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Estimated delivery times:
US: 5-7 business days.
Canada: 5-9 business days
Australia/New Zealand: 5-9 business days
UK & EU: 5-7 business days (ships from Amsterdam)
Rest of the world: 2-4 weeks
*addition 1-3 days lead time for personalized products
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This distinctive braided bracelet serves as a humorous tribute piece for funeral professionals, featuring the engraved message, "I'm a funeral director. Just like a normal funeral director except much hotter." Designed to bridge the gap between solemn duty and personal style, it provides a subtle way for practitioners to carry pride in their vocation through daily activities.
- Engraved Message: The curved stainless steel plate displays a witty dedication that contrasts the gravity of the job with a sense of humor.
- Durable Construction: The band features an interlaced design made from supple PU leather, woven for strength and flexibility.
- Standard Fit: With a length of 7.87 inches, the adjustable strap accommodates the average wrist size for a secure fit.
- Material Composition: Crafted from polished stainless steel and premium PU leather, it balances metallic shine with matte textures.
- Total Weight: The lightweight build ensures comfort during extended periods of wear without weighing down the wrist.
Wearing this accessory allows a funeral director to express their profession with a touch of levity without compromising their professional appearance. The lightweight design ensures it remains unobtrusive during long shifts or client meetings, making it a practical gift for birthdays, promotions, or milestone celebrations. Its robust blend of leather and steel withstands continuous use while maintaining its aesthetic appeal as a conversation starter or a personal badge of honor.
