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Estimated delivery times:
US: 5-7 business days.
Canada: 5-9 business days
Australia/New Zealand: 5-9 business days
UK & EU: 5-7 business days (ships from Amsterdam)
Rest of the world: 2-4 weeks
*addition 1-3 days lead time for personalized products
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This 11oz ceramic mug combines practical utility with a bold statement for funeral directors seeking a moment of levity during demanding shifts. It prominently displays the distinctive message, "I'M A FUNERAL DIRECTOR. JUST LIKE A NORMAL FUNERAL DIRECTOR EXCEPT MUCH HOTTER.", creating a lighthearted contrast to the seriousness of the industry.
- Durable Build: Constructed from solid ceramic designed to withstand high temperatures and daily wear.
- Standard Capacity: Holds an 11oz volume adequate for both coffee and tea preparations.
- Maintenance Friendly: Entirely microwave and dishwasher safe to simplify cleaning routines.
- Safety Rim: An unglazed ring on the edge prevents slips when holding the vessel.
Adding this item to a collection provides a conversation starter that balances professional identity with personality. The robust structure protects contents from cooling too quickly, allowing for uninterrupted sips throughout the workday. Its neutral white color complements existing décor while the durable glaze resists staining from regular beverage consumption.
