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Estimated delivery times:
US: 5-7 business days.
Canada: 5-9 business days
Australia/New Zealand: 5-9 business days
UK & EU: 5-7 business days (ships from Amsterdam)
Rest of the world: 2-4 weeks
*addition 1-3 days lead time for personalized products
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This five-point star ornament honors funeral service professionals with bold personality. It features the specific inscription, 'I’M A FUNERAL DIRECTOR. JUST LIKE A NORMAL FUNERAL DIRECTOR EXCEPT MUCH HOTTER.', serving as both a conversation starter and a festive office accent. Designed for coworkers and industry staff, it adds a layer of self-aware humor to holiday decorations without compromising decorum.
- Dimensions: Measures 3.25 inches in height.
- Material: Constructed from a sturdy MDF body.
- Finish: Coated with high-gloss plastic to protect the print.
- Hanging: Features an attached gold cord suspended from the top hole.
- Print: Utilizes edge-to-edge sublimation for vivid, long-lasting imagery.
Constructed to resist breakage, the hard composite stands up to handling in busy environments without cracking. The lightweight design protects tree branches while remaining stable once hung. The protective gloss coat keeps the printed quote bright throughout the season, ensuring the humorous reminder remains visible after years of use. This practical keepsake lightens the mood of the workplace while fitting neatly among other holiday treasures.
