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For crime scene fans and coffee lovers alike, this two-tone ceramic mug is a witty everyday companion. A perfect gift from friends, family, or coworkers, it blends humor with practical, everyday usability. The mug features the cheeky line "Don't Trust a Crime Scene Technician That Doesn't Drink Coffee and Say 'F--k A Lot'".
- Material: High-quality ceramic for durability and a smooth, heat-retentive finish.
- Size: 11 oz capacity, ideal for a standard coffee or tea serving.
- Design: Two-tone color scheme that adds personality to any desk, kitchen, or break room.
- Care: Microwave and dishwasher safe for convenient daily use.
- Versatility: Great as a gift for crime scene technicians, investigators, or mystery enthusiasts—perfect for Christmas, birthdays, or office exchanges.
- Quote: Bold, humorous message that nods to the crime scene profession and lightens the workday.
Enjoy a reliable, everyday mug that keeps your brew within reach while sparking laughs. Its durable ceramic and easy-care finish mean less fuss and more time to focus on the day’s tasks. The distinctive quote makes it a memorable gift—ideal for colleagues, friends, or family who work in or love the crime scene field, or anyone who appreciates witty coffee mugs. Use it at home, in the office, or on shift days to brighten break rooms and desks.
