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At Mallard Moon, we deliver high-quality gifts designed to bring joy and connection. If for any reason you're not 100% satisfied, just reach out. We're committed to making it right, or we'll gladly take it back.
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SHIPPING INFORMATION
Estimated delivery times:
US: 5-7 business days.
Canada: 5-9 business days
Australia/New Zealand: 5-9 business days
UK & EU: 5-7 business days (ships from Amsterdam)
Rest of the world: 2-4 weeks
*addition 1-3 days lead time for personalized products
Please note: We currently do not deliver Canvases to PO Boxes as UPS does not deliver to PO Boxes, so please provide a different address that we can ship to.
A playful, premium way to celebrate actuarial pride this Christmas.
- Edge-to-edge sublimation printing delivers a crisp, vibrant quote that reads All Men Are Created Equal, But The Coolest Become An Actuary with lasting color.
- Sturdy MDF core with a high-gloss plastic finish for a polished look that stands up to holiday wear.
- Lightweight and durable—designed to resist cracking in busy households with kids or pets.
- Includes a festive gold hanging cord, so it’s ready to display right out of the box.
- Heart-shaped design pairs beautifully with any tree, garland, or holiday vignette.
Care/fit: Hang with standard ornament hooks or the included cord. Wipe with a soft, dry cloth to keep colors bright; avoid excess moisture for best longevity.
Shipping & returns: Ships promptly and includes hassle-free returns if you’re not completely satisfied.
