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Funny Actuary Gifts for Actuary Friends and Family, Oval Ornament with Quote - Gifts from Men, Women, Coworkers
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$19.95
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$39.95
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Rest of the world: 2-4 weeks
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Celebrate a numbers-loving friend with this Oval Actuary Ornament — a funny, heartfelt addition to holiday decor that’s perfect for actuaries, statisticians, or coworkers who appreciate data humor. The ornament proudly displays the quote: 'If At First You Don't Succeed, Try Doing What Your Actuary Told You To Do The First Time'.
- Size: 3.25 inches tall and 1/8 inch thick for a compact, display-ready ornament.
- Material & Finish: Sturdy MDF core with a high-gloss plastic finish that delivers durable, vibrant color.
- Printing & Design: Edge-to-edge sublimation printing ensures bright, fade-resistant colors across the entire surface.
- Hanging: Festive gold cord included for easy display on Christmas trees, walls, or desks.
- Durability: Lightweight yet resistant to breaking, making it suitable for homes with kids or pets.
- Gift Application: An ideal, unique gift for actuaries, statisticians, coworkers, friends, or family who love a witty quote about numbers.
This oval ornament adds personality to both home and office spaces, turning holiday decor into a conversation starter about the joys and quirks of the actuarial profession. The combination of durable MDF, a glossy finish, and edge-to-edge printing means the message stays vibrant year after year. The lightweight design and included gold cord make hanging quick and safe, while its unique humor sets it apart from more generic ornaments. Whether as a thoughtful gift for an Actuary in your life or a playful addition to your own collection, this ornament brings a smile to any desk or tree during the holiday season and beyond.
