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Funny Actuary Gifts for Actuary from Friends and Family - Christmas Unique Gifts for Men and Women Actuaries - Actuary Quote Tumbler
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$39.95
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$79.95
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US: 5-7 business days.
Canada: 5-9 business days
Australia/New Zealand: 5-9 business days
UK & EU: 5-7 business days (ships from Amsterdam)
Rest of the world: 2-4 weeks
*addition 1-3 days lead time for personalized products
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The Funny Actuary Gifts tumbler is a witty, practical gift for actuaries who appreciate humor and function. Featuring the line "If At First You Don't Succeed, Try Doing What Your Actuary Told You To Do The First Time," this tumbler is ideal for Christmas gifts, birthdays, or coworker appreciation. The 20oz or 30oz capacity and vacuum-insulated design keep beverages at the right temperature on the go.
- Capacity: Available in 20oz and 30oz options to suit your beverage preference.
- Material & Finish: Stainless steel with a durable powder-coated finish for everyday reliability.
- Insulation: Vacuum-insulated construction to help keep beverages hot or cold.
- Signature Quote: Displays the humorous actuary quote, "If At First You Don't Succeed, Try Doing What Your Actuary Told You To Do The First Time."
- Gift Suitability: A thoughtful pick for actuaries, friends, coworkers, and family; ideal for Christmas or year-round appreciation.
Whether at a desk, on a commute, or during meetings, this tumbler offers practical benefits without sacrificing personality. The option of 20oz or 30oz capacity lets you choose the right size for coffee, tea, or cold beverages, while the vacuum-insulated, stainless steel body preserves temperature and resists daily wear. It’s a considerate, unique gift that actuaries will genuinely use and appreciate—showing appreciation for their precision with a smile.
