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Funny Analyst Keychain Gifts from Friends for Men, Christmas Unique Keychains with Keep Calm, I'm (almost) An Analyst.
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$21.95
Regular price
$43.95
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SHIPPING INFORMATION
Estimated delivery times:
US: 5-7 business days.
Canada: 5-9 business days
Australia/New Zealand: 5-9 business days
UK & EU: 5-7 business days (ships from Amsterdam)
Rest of the world: 2-4 weeks
*addition 1-3 days lead time for personalized products
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Brighten a fellow analyst’s day with a durable, thoughtful keepsake that’s as practical as it is playful. This stainless steel keychain features the engraved message “Keep Calm, I’m (almost) An Analyst.”, making it a fitting Christmas gift or everyday token of appreciation for colleagues, friends, or family.
- Material: Stainless steel for lasting strength, resistance to rust, and enduring shine.
- Engraving: Clear, durable engraving of the exact message “Keep Calm, I’m (almost) An Analyst.” for a personal touch.
- Design & Durability: Compact keychain with a secure split ring built to withstand daily use and key-ring wear.
- Size & Fit: Designed to fit standard key rings and slide easily into pockets or bags without bulk.
- Ideal For: A smart gift for analysts, friends, family, or coworkers; perfect as Christmas gifts for men or everyday appreciation.
This keychain goes beyond a simple accessory by combining practicality with humor. Its sturdy stainless steel construction helps prevent key loss and stands up to daily routines—from office desks to weekend errands. The engraved message offers a lighthearted nod to an analyst’s work, sparking smiles and conversations without being overbearing. Ideal for birthdays, holidays, or “just because,” it’s a unique, thoughtful way to acknowledge someone who loves their job and the thoughtful quips that come with it.
