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Funny Armadillo Glass Cutting Board, Texas Kitchen Decor, Cowboy Armadillo Gift, Western Kitchen Decor, Funny Texas Housewarming Gift
Sale price
$44.99
Regular price
$89.95
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MADE IN THE USA
All our products are made with love in the USA.
HAPPINESS GUARANTEE
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READY TO GIVE
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SHIPPING INFORMATION
Estimated delivery times:
US: 5-7 business days.
Canada: 5-9 business days
Australia/New Zealand: 5-9 business days
UK & EU: 5-7 business days (ships from Amsterdam)
Rest of the world: 2-4 weeks
*addition 1-3 days lead time for personalized products
Please note: We currently do not deliver Canvases to PO Boxes as UPS does not deliver to PO Boxes, so please provide a different address that we can ship to.
Some days call for a little thicker skin—and a cold longneck.
Meet The Longneck Armadillo, a laid-back Texas character who knows exactly what to do when the work is finished and the sun starts sinking behind the hills.
Cowboy hat tipped back. Boots optional. Cold one in hand.
Set against a warm Texas sunset with rustic fencing, cactus, wildflowers, a windmill, and open country, this humorous armadillo design brings a little Western personality to the kitchen.
Whether you use your glass cutting board for food prep or display it as functional kitchen art, it's made for people who appreciate Texas, country living, armadillos, and a good laugh at the end of a long day.
Hard shell. Long day. Cold beer.
Great Gift For
Texas lovers, armadillo fans, ranch and farmhouse homes, dads, husbands, beer lovers, country boys, Western décor fans, housewarmings, birthdays and anyone whose preferred happy hour comes with a sunset.
Beautiful enough to display and practical enough to use, this glass cutting board adds color and personality to everyday food preparation. The textured surface provides a functional area for chopping, slicing and dicing while allowing the artwork to become part of your kitchen décor when the board isn't in use.
PRODUCT SPECIFICATIONS
• Available in 2 sizes:
8″ × 11″ (20.3 cm × 27.9 cm)
11″ × 15″ (27.9 cm × 38.1 cm)
• Tempered glass material with a textured surface
• Four rubber dots provide additional stability on your countertop
• Suitable for chopping, slicing, dicing, food preparation or decorative kitchen display
• Vibrant artwork transforms an everyday kitchen essential into an eye-catching decorative accent
CARE INSTRUCTIONS
Hand wash recommended.
To help preserve the appearance of your cutting board, gently hand wash and dry after use.
PLEASE NOTE
Colors may vary slightly depending on your monitor or device settings.
Decorative props shown in styled product images are not included.
A BEAUTIFUL BLEND OF ART + FUNCTION
Whether displayed against your backsplash, placed on the countertop as seasonal décor, or used while preparing your favorite recipes, this glass cutting board brings artwork into one of the most-loved spaces in the home—the kitchen.
Choose your preferred size and add a little more personality to your countertop.
