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Since 2020, our studio in Florida has shipped over 250,000 gifts—and counting.
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SHIPPING INFORMATION
Estimated delivery times:
US: 5-7 business days.
Canada: 5-9 business days
Australia/New Zealand: 5-9 business days
UK & EU: 5-7 business days (ships from Amsterdam)
Rest of the world: 2-4 weeks
*addition 1-3 days lead time for personalized products
Please note: We currently do not deliver Canvases to PO Boxes as UPS does not deliver to PO Boxes, so please provide a different address that we can ship to.
This beautiful keychain is made from high-quality stainless steel, ensuring it's highly resistant to rust, corrosion, and discoloration. The black color adds a sleek touch, making it a stylish accessory for any Assistant. The engraved message is a smart reminder of the Assistant's role, and it's sure to bring a smile to their face.
The occasion is perfect for Valentine's, and it's a thoughtful gift from you to your Assistant. Whether you're celebrating a romantic partnership or a platonic friendship, this keychain is a lovely way to show your appreciation. The Assistant will appreciate the thought and humor behind the gift.
So why settle for an ordinary gift when you can give something extraordinary? Treat your Assistant to this I'm An Assistant. Not A Magician But I Can See Why You Might Be Confused. Keychain and make their Valentine's one to remember. Get yours today and show your Assistant how much you care!
- A funny and unique gift for any Assistant, featuring the quote 'I'm An Assistant. Not A Magician But I Can See Why You Might Be Confused.' which will bring a smile to their face every time they see it. Perfect for Assistant enthusiasts or as a gift for friends, family, or coworkers who appreciate a good laugh.
- Made from high-quality stainless steel, highly resistant to rust, corrosion, and discoloration, this keychain is built to last. The black color gives it a sleek and modern look that will fit in perfectly with any Assistant's office or home decor.
- The size of this keychain is perfect for carrying around, measuring 1.57 x 0.87 inches. The engraved message adds a personal touch, making it a thoughtful gift for any Assistant.
- This keychain is a great way to show your appreciation for the Assistant in your life. Whether it's Valentine's or just a random Tuesday, this funny keychain will bring a smile to their face and make their day a little brighter.
- Get this unique keychain for the Assistant in your life today and make their day a little brighter. Perfect for friends, family, or coworkers, this keychain is a great way to show your appreciation and make them feel special.