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A black ceramic coffee mug designed for assistant principals who start their day with a strong brew and a sense of humor. The bold message on the mug—“Don't Trust An Assistant Principal That Doesn't Drink Coffee And Say F--k A Lot”—adds a playful, unapologetic touch to Christmas gifts, birthdays, or year-round appreciation.
- Size: Available in 11oz or 15oz to fit different coffee habits.
- Color and Finish: Classic black ceramic finish for a timeless desk presence.
- Material: High-quality ceramic built for daily use in busy school environments.
- Care: Microwave and dishwasher safe for easy cleaning and quick reuse.
- Print: Bold, durable print that remains clear wash after wash.
- Gift-Ready: Thoughtful, humorous gift idea for Assistant Principals, coworkers, friends, or family.
- Ideal Use: Perfect for daily coffee breaks in the staff lounge or as a standout desk companion.
This mug blends practical functionality with a touch of humor that resonates in any school setting. It accommodates different caffeine needs with two size options, and the dishwasher-safe surface makes maintenance effortless. A memorable way to recognize the hardworking Assistant Principals in your life, whether as a personal treat or a playful office gift.
