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Funny Assistant Principal Gifts for Men, Gifts from Friends to Assistant Principal, Inspirational Keychain, Christmas Unique Gift
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$21.95
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$43.95
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US: 5-7 business days.
Canada: 5-9 business days
Australia/New Zealand: 5-9 business days
UK & EU: 5-7 business days (ships from Amsterdam)
Rest of the world: 2-4 weeks
*addition 1-3 days lead time for personalized products
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Celebrate the coffee-loving leader in your life with a gift that blends humor and heart. This engraved stainless steel keychain is designed for Assistant Principals who appreciate a good joke and a quick caffeine boost—perfect for Christmas or year-round appreciation. "Don't Trust An Assistant Principal That Doesn't Drink Coffee And Say F--k A Lot".
- Material: Stainless steel for durability, rust resistance, and a lasting shine.
- Finish: Sleek black coating that resists wear and looks polished on any key ring or bag.
- Dimensions: Compact size of 1.57 x 0.87 inches, easy to carry without bulk.
- Engraving: Permanently etched quote adds personality and humor that stands up to daily use.
- Functionality: Durable keychain designed for everyday carry—attach to keys, backpacks, or lanyards for quick access.
- Gift-ready Appeal: Thoughtful for Christmas, teacher appreciation, or a surprise from friends, students, or colleagues.
Beyond the laugh, this keychain offers practical value: a sturdy, portable token that recognizes leadership and dedication. It serves as a constant reminder of appreciation on busy school days and a memorable keepsake that lasts far beyond the holiday season. Ideal for education professionals who want to show support, gratitude, and a shared sense of humor.
