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Estimated delivery times:
US: 5-7 business days.
Canada: 5-9 business days
Australia/New Zealand: 5-9 business days
UK & EU: 5-7 business days (ships from Amsterdam)
Rest of the world: 2-4 weeks
*addition 1-3 days lead time for personalized products
Please note: We currently do not deliver Canvases to PO Boxes as UPS does not deliver to PO Boxes, so please provide a different address that we can ship to.
The perfect everyday tumbler for the leadership in education—practical, personal, and a little cheeky. The "I Became An Assistant Principal For The Money And Fame" message speaks to the role with a wink, making it an ideal Christmas or holiday gift for any Assistant Principal, administrator, or educator.
- Size & Capacity: Available in 20oz and 30oz sizes to suit different beverage needs and daily routines.
- Material & Finish: Stainless steel with a sleek black powder coating for a durable, modern look that stands up to daily use.
- Engraving: Laser engraved in our workshop for a permanent, fade-proof design (not printed or vinyl).
- Insulation: Double-wall vacuum insulation keeps hot drinks hot and cold drinks cold for hours, ideal for busy school days.
- Lid: Clear, spill-resistant lid helps you monitor contents and reduces the risk of leaks on the go.
- Care & Maintenance: Hand wash only to preserve the engraving, finish, and insulation performance.
- Ideal For: A thoughtful Christmas or holiday gift for any Assistant Principal, and a witty desk companion that sparks conversation among staff, students, and families.
This tumbler isn’t just a funny quote—it’s a reliable, everyday tool for administrators who move between meetings, classrooms, and parent communications. The durable construction, effective insulation, and permanent engraving ensure the message stays legible over time, while the spill-resistant lid minimizes messes during a busy day. It’s a meaningful way to show appreciation, create moments of levity, and keep hydration on track, whether at a staff meeting, in the faculty lounge, or between classroom duties.
