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Meet the Funny Assistant Principal Tumbler — a durable, on-the-go coffee companion designed for the assistant principal who loves a strong brew and a bold sense of humor. It proudly features the permanent laser-engraved slogan "Don't Trust An Assistant Principal That Doesn't Drink Coffee And Say F--k A Lot," a message that sparks smiles in staff rooms and keeps you caffeinated through long campus days.
- Capacity: Available in 20oz and 30oz sizes to match your daily coffee needs, from early-morning prep to back-to-back meetings.
- Finish: Black powder-coated stainless steel for a sleek, modern look that resists scratches and wear.
- Material & Craftsmanship: Durable stainless steel with a powder-coated exterior built for daily use on campus or on the road.
- Insulation: Double-wall vacuum insulation keeps drinks hot for hours and cold for even longer, so you stay comfortable throughout long days.
- Design & Durability: Permanent laser-engraved slogan provides a fade-proof, lasting print unlike coatings that wear off.
- Lid: Secure, spill-resistant lid for easy sipping during meetings, on campus tours, or commuting between classrooms.
This tumbler solves temperature fluctuation by maintaining your beverage at the ideal temperature from first coffee run to last campus tour. The bold, humorous message adds personality to busy days while leaving a memorable impression in staff rooms and meetings. It’s a practical gift for any assistant principal, unisex in appeal, and designed for daily use at the desk, in the car, or at school events—perfect for Christmas or birthday gifting.
