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A playful circle ornament designed for athletic trainer enthusiasts, perfect for Christmas décor and gifting. The message on the ornament reads: 'Don't Trust An Athletic Trainer That Doesn't Drink Coffee And Say F--k A Lot.'
- Shape: Circle ornament
- Material: Sturdy MDF with a high-gloss plastic finish
- Finish: Bright, vivid colors that last for years
- Hanging Cord: Festive gold cord for easy display
- Durability: Lightweight and resistant to breaking
- Quote: "Don't Trust An Athletic Trainer That Doesn't Drink Coffee And Say F--k A Lot."
- Gift Suitability: Ideal for friends, family, or coworkers who appreciate a humorous athletic trainer joke
This ornament brings humor and warmth to any space, from the office desk to the Christmas tree. Its durable MDF construction and high-gloss finish maintain bright colors over time, while the lightweight build and gold hanging cord make it simple to display. A thoughtful, unique gift for athletic trainers who value dedication and a good sense of humor.
