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OVER 250,000 GIFTS DELIVERED

Since 2020, our studio in Florida has shipped over 250,000 gifts—and counting.

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SHIPPING INFORMATION

Estimated delivery times:

US:
 5-7 business days.
Canada: 5-9 business days
Australia/New Zealand: 5-9 business days
UK & EU: 5-7 business days (ships from Amsterdam)
Rest of the world: 2-4 weeks

*addition 1-3 days lead time for personalized products

Please note: We currently do not deliver Canvases to PO Boxes as UPS does not deliver to PO Boxes, so please provide a different address that we can ship to.

Celebrate the writer in your life with a compact, durable keepsake that travels as easily as their ideas. The Author Keychain combines everyday practicality with a witty nod to the craft of storytelling, making it perfect for authors, editors, and anyone who loves the written word.

  • Material: Premium stainless steel that resists rust and corrosion for lasting durability.
  • Finish: Sleek black finish adds a modern, sophisticated touch to any key ring.
  • Engraving: Crisp, permanent engraving ensures the message remains legible for years.
  • Size & Compatibility: Compact design that fits on most key rings and everyday carry items.
  • Gift Ready: Thoughtful, humorous gift idea for birthdays, anniversaries, or “just because.”

This keychain offers more than a clever quip—it’s a durable, portable reminder of a writer’s dedication. The stainless steel construction withstands daily wear, while the engraving stays clear through years of use. Whether clipped to a set of house keys, a laptop bag, or a journal case, it stays ready to spark a smile and spark motivation. Ideal for gifting to authors celebrating milestones, recognizing a fellow writer’s hard work, or simply rewarding a loved one who lives for the next great sentence.

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