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Are you an Author or a book lover? This Christmas, spread some joy and inspiration with our 'Keep Calm, I'm (almost) An Author.' Heart Ornament.
This beautiful Heart Ornament is a unique gift for any Author enthusiast or writer in your life. Its vibrant colors and elegant design make it a perfect addition to any home or office. The quote 'Keep Calm, I'm (almost) An Author.' is a relatable and humorous message that will bring a smile to the face of any Author or book lover.
Our Heart Ornament is made from sturdy MDF with a high-gloss plastic finish, ensuring a long-lasting design that resists fading and breaking. It's also lightweight, making it easy to hang and display. The festive gold cord included with the ornament adds a touch of elegance and makes it easy to hang on the Christmas tree or on a wall. Whether you're an Author or a fan of Authors, this Heart Ornament is a thoughtful and unique gift for any occasion.
So why wait? Get your 'Keep Calm, I'm (almost) An Author.' Heart Ornament today and show your love and appreciation for the Authors in your life. This Christmas gift is sure to bring a smile to their face and inspire them to keep on writing. Don't miss out and make this holiday season one to remember for the Authors you care about.
Funny Author Heart Ornament Gifts from Friends and Family to Author - Keep Calm, I'm (almost) An Author.
Sale price
$19.95
Regular price
$39.95
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SHIPPING INFORMATION
Estimated delivery times:
US: 5-7 business days.
Canada: 5-9 business days
Australia/New Zealand: 5-9 business days
UK & EU: 5-7 business days (ships from Amsterdam)
Rest of the world: 2-4 weeks
*addition 1-3 days lead time for personalized products
Please note: We currently do not deliver Canvases to PO Boxes as UPS does not deliver to PO Boxes, so please provide a different address that we can ship to.
This beautiful Heart Ornament is a unique gift for any Author enthusiast or writer in your life. Its vibrant colors and elegant design make it a perfect addition to any home or office. The quote 'Keep Calm, I'm (almost) An Author.' is a relatable and humorous message that will bring a smile to the face of any Author or book lover.
Our Heart Ornament is made from sturdy MDF with a high-gloss plastic finish, ensuring a long-lasting design that resists fading and breaking. It's also lightweight, making it easy to hang and display. The festive gold cord included with the ornament adds a touch of elegance and makes it easy to hang on the Christmas tree or on a wall. Whether you're an Author or a fan of Authors, this Heart Ornament is a thoughtful and unique gift for any occasion.
So why wait? Get your 'Keep Calm, I'm (almost) An Author.' Heart Ornament today and show your love and appreciation for the Authors in your life. This Christmas gift is sure to bring a smile to their face and inspire them to keep on writing. Don't miss out and make this holiday season one to remember for the Authors you care about.
- Give the gift of inspiration and motivation to your favorite author with our funny 'Keep Calm, I'm (almost) An Author' heart ornament. Crafted from sturdy MDF with a high-gloss plastic finish, it's a thoughtful gift for Christmas, birthdays, or any other occasion.
- Our heart-shaped ornament is a unique gift for any author enthusiast. With its vibrant sublimation printing process, it ensures bright, vivid colors that will not fade over time. It's a great way to show your appreciation and support for their work.
- This lightweight and resistant heart ornament is perfect for households with children or pets. It ships with a festive gold cord for easy hanging, making it a stress-free decorating solution.
- Give the gift of encouragement and motivation to your favorite author with our funny 'Keep Calm, I'm (almost) An Author' heart ornament. Don't miss out and make someone's day a little brighter!
- Whether you're looking for a unique gift for a colleague, friend, or family member, our funny 'Keep Calm, I'm (almost) An Author' heart ornament is the perfect choice. Don't miss out and give the gift of inspiration and motivation to someone special.
