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Estimated delivery times:
US: 5-7 business days.
Canada: 5-9 business days
Australia/New Zealand: 5-9 business days
UK & EU: 5-7 business days (ships from Amsterdam)
Rest of the world: 2-4 weeks
*addition 1-3 days lead time for personalized products
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Kick off mornings with humor: a black ceramic banker mug featuring the witty quote 'I May Be A Banker, But I Can't Fix Stupid People.' This two-size mug is perfect for graduates, colleagues, or any banker who appreciates a smart, lighthearted joke.
- Size options: Available in 11 oz and 15 oz capacities to suit your coffee or tea needs.
- Material: High-quality ceramic mug with a smooth black glaze for durability and daily use.
- Care: Microwave and dishwasher safe for easy cleaning and everyday convenience.
- Design: Crisp white lettering on a sleek black surface, delivering the message with a clean, modern look.
- Occasions: A thoughtful graduation gift or a playful desk accessory for bankers and coffee lovers alike.
Benefits: Start conversations and brighten daily routines with a practical mug that blends everyday usability with a dose of humor. Its durable ceramic build stands up to regular use, and the microwave-friendly, dishwasher-safe design makes cleanup quick. Whether celebrating a milestone or simply showing appreciation for a hard-working banker, this mug delivers a memorable, budget-friendly gesture that’s sure to be appreciated.
