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SHIPPING INFORMATION
Estimated delivery times:
US: 5-7 business days.
Canada: 5-9 business days
Australia/New Zealand: 5-9 business days
UK & EU: 5-7 business days (ships from Amsterdam)
Rest of the world: 2-4 weeks
*addition 1-3 days lead time for personalized products
Please note: We currently do not deliver Canvases to PO Boxes as UPS does not deliver to PO Boxes, so please provide a different address that we can ship to.
A bold Birman cat keychain that blends humor with everyday practicality, built to last.
- Engraved stainless steel keyring features the cheeky line 'My Birman And I Talk Shit About You' for instant personality, conversation starters, and a memorable gift.
- Compact dimensions (1.57 x 0.87 inches) keep it lightweight and easy to carry on keys, backpacks, purses, or gym bags—perfect for daily carry.
- Rust-, corrosion-, and discoloration-resistant steel preserves the finish even with daily wear, rain, or repeated key exchanges.
- Sleek black finish pairs with crisp engraving for a polished, low-profile accessory that looks right at home on any set of keys or bag.
- Ideal for Father's Day, cat dads, or Birman enthusiasts who enjoy a witty, personal keepsake that travels with you.
Care/fit: The compact, lightweight design slides easily onto standard key rings and zips through pockets; wipe with a soft cloth to keep the engraving crisp.
Shipping & returns: Fast, reliable shipping and a hassle-free returns process if you’re not satisfied.
