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SHIPPING INFORMATION

Estimated delivery times:

US:
 5-7 business days.
Canada: 5-9 business days
Australia/New Zealand: 5-9 business days
UK & EU: 5-7 business days (ships from Amsterdam)
Rest of the world: 2-4 weeks

*addition 1-3 days lead time for personalized products

Please note: We currently do not deliver Canvases to PO Boxes as UPS does not deliver to PO Boxes, so please provide a different address that we can ship to.

Lift your mornings with a mug that speaks your language—border collie-loving humor. This black ceramic coffee mug is perfect for Border Collie enthusiasts and any dog lover who enjoys a playful, relatable quip: "You Can't Tell Me What To Do. You're Not My Border Collie."

  • Size options: Available in 11oz and 15oz capacities to suit your coffee (or tea) routine.
  • Material: High-quality ceramic for durability and everyday use.
  • Color: Black ceramic mug with a timeless silhouette that fits any kitchen or desk.
  • Care: Microwave and dishwasher safe for effortless daily cleaning and convenience.
  • Design: Printed message featuring the witty Border Collie quote to showcase personality.
  • Ideal for: Border Collie owners, dog lovers, and anyone looking for a fun, gift-ready mug.

This mug is a reliable everyday essential that adds a touch of humor to home or office. Its sturdy ceramic build stands up to daily use, while the microwave and dishwasher-friendly design makes it easy to heat up and clean after busy mornings. It also makes a thoughtful, memorable gift for birthdays, holidays, or simply to celebrate a friend or family member who loves Border Collies. Enjoy a bit of personality with every sip and share a smile with fellow dog enthusiasts.

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