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Rest of the world: 2-4 weeks
*addition 1-3 days lead time for personalized products
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Add a touch of workplace wit to every coffee break with this two-tone ceramic mug. Designed for carpenters, their friends, and anyone who loves a playful pun, it blends everyday functionality with a smile-worthy quote.
- Two-tone design: White ceramic body with a contrasting black handle and interior for a modern, eye-catching look.
- 11oz capacity: A comfortable size that’s perfect for coffee, tea, or cocoa.
- Microwave and dishwasher safe: Ready for busy mornings and easy to clean after the last bite of pastry.
- Printed carpentry quote: Features the humorous line: "If at first you don't succeed, try doing what your carpenter told you to do the first time."
- Durable ceramic construction: Sturdy everyday mug built to withstand daily use in the shop or at home.
This mug isn’t just a funny gift—it’s a practical everyday essential that brings a moment of levity to any workspace or kitchen. Ideal for graduations, birthdays, or just as a thoughtful nod to the carpentry-minded person in your life, it helps turn a routine coffee run into a small celebration of craft and camaraderie. Its comfortable grip, generous content, and durable finish mean it’s ready to be part of mornings for years to come.