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Celebrate the holiday season with a playful nod to a craft that many hold dear. This oval ornament is a thoughtful, humorous gift for the carpenter who loves to laugh as much as they love building.
- Material: Sturdy MDF with a high-gloss plastic finish for a polished, durable look.
- Printing: Edge-to-edge sublimation printing delivers bright, vivid colors across the entire surface.
- Shape: Classic oval design that displays cleanly on trees, shelves, or garlands.
- Design: Bold typography featuring the humorous quote: "I'm a carpenter. My level of sarcasm depends on your level of stupidity."
- Hanging Cord: Festive gold cord included for quick, secure hanging.
- Durability: Lightweight and resistant to breaking, suitable for homes with children or pets.
This ornament isn’t just a decoration—it’s a small moment of levity that acknowledges both skill and wit. Its sturdy construction and vibrant print mean it stays looking sharp year after year, making it a reliable gift for coworkers, friends, or family members who work with wood. The included gold cord makes decorating effortless, whether it’s hung on the Christmas tree, in a workshop corner, or displayed on a mantel.