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Celebrate your Chinese Crested with a touch of humor this season. This circle ornament is designed for Chinese Crested dog lovers who want a playful, durable keepsake that adds personality to any Christmas tree or room décor. It proudly features the exact message: “Proud Parent Of A Chinese Crested That Is Sometimes An Asshole And That's Okay.”
- Material: Durable MDF with a high-gloss plastic finish for lasting shine and resilience.
- Design: White circle ornament with edge-to-edge sublimation printing for bright, vibrant colors that resist fading.
- Message: Displays the exact humorous quote to celebrate your pup and your sense of humor.
- Hanging Cord: Includes a festive gold cord for quick, ready-to-hang display.
- Display Versatility: Lightweight and break-resistant, ideal for Christmas trees, windows, or desk décor in homes with children or pets.
- Gift-readiness: A thoughtful keepsake for Chinese Crested owners and enthusiasts, perfect for holiday gifting or year-round cheer.
Experience a playful, heartwarming way to honor your Chinese Crested. The durable construction and vivid sublimation print keep the design looking bright through years of holiday celebrations, while the lightweight build makes hanging effortless. Whether you’re decorating the tree, brightening a windowsill, or personalizing your workspace, this ornament adds a unique smile to every room. It also makes a memorable gift for fellow Chinese Crested lovers who appreciate a good-natured nod to their pup’s personality.
