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Celebrate the playful, sometimes cheeky spirit of Chinese Cresteds with a tumbler built for dog lovers who know their pup's personality. This humorous Chinese Crest ed dog tumbler features the phrase "Sometimes An Asshole" to spark smiles with every sip.
- Size and capacity: Available in 20oz and 30oz options to fit your daily beverage needs.
- Material and finish: Crafted from high‑quality stainless steel with a durable powder‑coated exterior for a comfortable, slip‑resistant grip.
- Insulation: Double‑wall vacuum insulation keeps hot drinks hot and cold drinks cold for hours.
- Design and message: Showcases the playful phrase "Sometimes An Asshole," celebrating the cheeky charm many Chinese Cresteds bring to everyday life.
- Gift potential: A unique, humorous gift idea for Chinese Crested dog lovers on birthdays, anniversaries, or just‑because moments.
Designed for real life, this tumbler blends functionality with personality. It helps you enjoy beverages at the perfect temperature during commutes, park outings, or cozy evenings at home, all while signaling a shared love for Chinese Crested dogs. The sturdy stainless steel construction and textured coating stand up to daily use, making it a dependable companion for dog lovers who appreciate a good laugh and a bit of canine charm.
Features and details:
- Laser engraved in our workshop – permanent, fade-proof design (not printed or vinyl)
- Black powder-coated stainless steel for a sleek, modern look
- Double-wall vacuum insulation keeps drinks hot or cold for hours
- Durable stainless-steel construction built for daily use
- Clear, spill-resistant lid included
- Fits most cup holders – great for work, travel, and errands
Available sizes:
- 20oz – perfect for everyday coffee or tea
- 30oz – ideal for long days and extra hydration
