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Brighten the holiday season with a funny Christmas ornament designed for substitute teachers—this star-shaped keepsake is perfect for friends, family, or colleagues who’ve stepped in with care and humor throughout the year.
- Material & build: Durable MDF core with a high-gloss plastic finish to maintain vibrant color and sturdy structure through seasons of display.
- Design: Classic white star shape featuring a crisp sublimation print that stays bright year after year.
- Finish & color: Pure white surface designed to complement any holiday decor, whether on a tree, desk, or mantle.
- Display options: Lightweight and versatile enough for the Christmas tree, windows, desks, or shelves.
- Hanging method: Includes a festive gold cord for quick, ready-to-hang decorating right out of the box.
- Printed message: Features the humorous line “CAUTION: I'm a Retired Substitute Teacher. I Have Stories and All Days to Talk. Stay at Your Own Risk!” printed with a durable sublimation process for lasting readability.
- Ideal gift: A thoughtful, lighthearted token that honors a substitute teacher’s impact—great for retirees or any educator who inspires others.
This ornament isn’t just decoration—it’s a memorable keepsake that recognizes a substitute teacher’s stories, dedication, and in-class moments. The durable MDF and high-gloss finish ensure it endures holiday seasons to come, while the vivid print keeps the message legible and engaging year after year. A charming token from friends, family, or coworkers, it’s a small gift with big sentiment that fits neatly into any festive display.
