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Funny Cobbling Gifts for Men - Christmas Unique Tumblers with Cobbling Because Stabbing People Is Wrong. Quotes, Gifts from Friends
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OVER 250,000 GIFTS DELIVERED

Since 2020, our studio in Florida has shipped over 250,000 gifts—and counting.

Our commitment to quality and connection is reflected in our glowing 4.8/5 rating from over 10,000 verified reviews. Every gift we send out is a step toward our goal of bringing people closer together, one gift at a time

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All our products are presentably packaged for hassle-free gifting.

SHIPPING INFORMATION

Estimated delivery times:

US:
 5-7 business days.
Canada: 5-9 business days
Australia/New Zealand: 5-9 business days
UK & EU: 5-7 business days (ships from Amsterdam)
Rest of the world: 2-4 weeks

*addition 1-3 days lead time for personalized products

Please note: We currently do not deliver Canvases to PO Boxes as UPS does not deliver to PO Boxes, so please provide a different address that we can ship to.

Meet the Cobbling Tumbler — a rugged, double-wall insulated stainless steel cup designed for cobbling enthusiasts and gift-givers alike. It proudly showcases the humorous motto 'Cobbling Because Stabbing People Is Wrong.' to brighten any coffee break or workshop moment.

  • Size / Capacity: Available in 20oz and 30oz options to suit daily coffee habits or longer projects.
  • Material & Finish: Stainless steel with a black powder-coated finish for a sleek, durable look and comfortable grip.
  • Insulation: Double-wall vacuum insulation keeps beverages hot or cold for hours, even during long cobbling sessions.
  • Engraving: Laser-engraved, fade-proof design (not printed or vinyl) for lasting readability.
  • Lid: Clear, spill-resistant lid to help prevent leaks during travel or busy days.
  • Durability: Built for daily use with rugged construction that withstands workbench wear and on-the-go routines.
  • Cup Holder Compatibility: Designed to fit most standard cup holders for easy transport in car, workshop, or backpack.
  • Gift Appeal: A quirky, thoughtful gift idea for cobbling enthusiasts, friends, family, or coworkers—especially for Christmas.

This tumbler isn’t just about keeping drinks at the right temperature. It’s a practical, personality-driven gift that speaks to a shared hobby. The durable construction and permanent laser engraving ensure the message lasts as long as the drink, while the 20oz or 30oz options let you choose the right size for everyday use or longer workdays. If you’re shopping for a cobbler-loving friend or family member, this tumbler blends humor with everyday utility for a gift they’ll actually use and appreciate.

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