Meet a mug that’s equal parts humor and practicality for the Crime Scene Technician in your life. This black ceramic coffee mug is a thoughtful gift for colleagues, friends, or family who pull late shifts, and it proudly features the motto: "Don't Trust A Crime Scene Technician That Doesn't Drink Coffee And Say F--k A Lot."

• Size: Available in 11oz and 15oz capacities to suit different caffeine needs and desk routines.
• Color: Classic black exterior with a clean, readable print for everyday use.
• Material: High-quality ceramic designed for durability and daily reliability.
• Care: Microwave safe and dishwasher safe for effortless heating and easy cleaning.
• Design: Features a humorous, relatable motto that nods to the late-night pace of forensic work.
• Gift-Ready: A clever and thoughtful gift for Christmas from friends, family, or coworkers.

Whether you’re starting a long shift, winding down after casework, or handing off to a teammate, this mug delivers practical value and a smile. The 11oz option is perfect for a quick caffeine boost, while the 15oz size keeps your favorite brew flowing through extended debriefs and lab notes. The durable ceramic holds heat reliably, and being microwave and dishwasher safe means less fuss and more time for actual work—or well-deserved breaks. It’s more than a mug; it’s a lighthearted nod to a demanding job, helping colleagues feel seen and appreciated while adding a touch of humor to daily routines.