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Delight the crime scene technician in your life with a humorous, durable circle ornament designed for coffee lovers and sharp wit. It’s a playful keepsake perfect for friends, coworkers, and family, especially during the holidays. The message reads: 'Don't Trust a Crime Scene Technician That Doesn't Drink Coffee And Say F--k A Lot'.
- Material: Sturdy MDF core with a high-gloss plastic finish for lasting beauty and a polished look.
- Printing: Edge-to-edge Sublimation printing delivers bright, vivid colors that resist fading over the years.
- Design: Circular ornament featuring a bold, humorous quote that stands out in any room.
- Hanging Cord: Festive gold cord included, making it easy to hang on the tree, wall, or desk.
- Durability: Built to withstand year after year of use, and suitable for households with children or pets.
This ornament works as a thoughtful, lighthearted gift for the Crime Scene Technician who appreciates coffee and humor. It adds a touch of personality to holiday decor, brightens a desk or mantle, and serves as a memorable conversation starter in any room. With its sturdy construction and vibrant sublimation print, it’s a practical keepsake that you’ll reach for again and again each Christmas season.
