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Rest of the world: 2-4 weeks
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This 20oz or 30oz stainless steel tumbler is designed for crime scene technicians and coffee lovers who appreciate a bold, humorous message. It features laser-engraved text for a durable, fade-proof display: “Don't Trust A Crime Scene Technician That Doesn't Drink Coffee And Say F--k A Lot.”
- Capacity: Available in 20oz and 30oz sizes to suit different beverage needs and everyday use.
- Material & Finish: Black powder-coated stainless steel for a sleek, durable look and a comfortable grip.
- Insulation: Double-wall vacuum insulation keeps hot drinks hot and cold drinks cold for hours.
- Engraving: Laser-engraved design provides a permanent, fade-proof message (not printed or vinyl).
- Lid & Care: Spill-resistant lid helps prevent leaks; hand washing is breeze for easy maintenance.
- Gift Appeal: A Christmas-ready, humorous gift that celebrates the hard work of crime scene technicians and their love of coffee.
Perfect for long investigations, shift work, or office downtime, this tumbler delivers reliable temperature control while delivering a laugh. The durable construction and permanent engraving ensure it remains a cherished desk companion or field-ready companion for years to come. Whether you’re shopping for a seasoned crime scene tech or a rookie with a sharp sense of humor, this tumbler stands out as a thoughtful, practical gift from friends or colleagues.
