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Funny Crime Scene Technician Gifts from Friends for Birthday Unique Tumblers - Keep Calm Or I Will Use My Crime Scene Technician Voice - Main
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Rest of the world: 2-4 weeks

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Designed for crime scene technicians who need reliable hydration with a dash of humor, this vacuum-insulated tumbler keeps drinks hot or cold for hours. It’s the perfect birthday or “just because” gift, featuring the playful message "Keep Calm Or I Will Use My Crime Scene Technician Voice" to celebrate their profession.

  • Capacity: Available in 20oz and 30oz sizes to match daily beverage needs and long shifts.
  • Material: Durable stainless steel with a powder-coated exterior for a comfortable grip and lasting finish.
  • Insulation: Vacuum-insulated design maintains hot drinks hot and cold drinks cold, ideal for fieldwork, commutes, or desk days.
  • Design: Shows the humorous quote "Keep Calm Or I Will Use My Crime Scene Technician Voice" for a lighthearted touch on every sip.
  • Use Case: A versatile tumbler that supports on-the-go hydration during investigations, evidence processing, and daily routines.

This tumbler speaks to the daily realities of a crime scene technician: they balance long hours, moving between scenes, labs, and desk work, all while staying hydrated. The durable construction and reliable temperature retention help protect favorite beverages from morning to evening, making it a practical upgrade over standard cups. The witty inscription adds personality without compromising professionalism, making it a thoughtful gift for birthdays, anniversaries, or a token of appreciation for colleagues and mentors in the forensic field.

Features and details:

  • Laser engraved in our workshop – permanent, fade-proof design (not printed or vinyl)
  • Black powder-coated stainless steel for a sleek, modern look
  • Double-wall vacuum insulation keeps drinks hot or cold for hours
  • Durable stainless-steel construction built for daily use
  •  Clear, spill-resistant lid included
  • Fits most cup holders – great for work, travel, and errands

 Available sizes:

  • 20oz – perfect for everyday coffee or tea
  • 30oz – ideal for long days and extra hydration

 

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