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Funny Crime Scene Technician Gifts - Stainless Steel Keychain, 'Don't Trust' Engraved, Gifts for Men, Coworkers, or Friends, Christmas Unique
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$21.95
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$43.95
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US: 5-7 business days.
Canada: 5-9 business days
Australia/New Zealand: 5-9 business days
UK & EU: 5-7 business days (ships from Amsterdam)
Rest of the world: 2-4 weeks
*addition 1-3 days lead time for personalized products
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This stainless steel Crime Scene Technician Keychain is a durable, playful accessory for professionals and fans of forensic science alike. Perfect for coworkers, friends, or anyone who loves crime scene investigations — and it proudly features the engraved line: 'Don't Trust A Crime Scene Technician That Doesn't Drink Coffee And Say F--k A Lot'.
- Material: High-grade stainless steel that resists rust, corrosion, and discoloration for years of daily use.
- Finish: Sleek black coating adds a modern, understated look to any keyring.
- Size: Compact at 1.57 x 0.87 inches, designed for easy carrying on keys, bags, or zippers.
- Engraving: Bold, humorous message that resonates with Crime Scene Technicians and forensic enthusiasts.
- Durability: Built to withstand everyday wear while maintaining a polished, lasting shine.
- Gift-ready: Thoughtful present for men, coworkers, friends, or as a Christmas gift for fans of the field or TV forensic shows.
This keychain helps you carry a bit of your passion with you, whether you’re on the job, at home, or on the go. It serves as a practical, everyday accessory that reduces the chances of misplacing keys, while its unique engraving sparks conversation and camaraderie among colleagues and fans alike. The durable stainless steel construction ensures it remains a keepsake for years, even with daily use, making it an ideal gift for anyone who takes pride in crime scene investigation and forensic science.
