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Rest of the world: 2-4 weeks
*addition 1-3 days lead time for personalized products
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Celebrate the wit and dedication of Crime Scene Technicians with a playful keepsake that brightens any home or office. Our Funny Crime Scene Technician Heart Ornament is a heart-shaped tribute printed with a bold message that fans will instantly recognize: "Don't Trust A Crime Scene Technician That Doesn't Drink Coffee And Say F--k A Lot".
- Material: Sturdy MDF with a high-gloss plastic finish for a polished, durable look.
- Print technology: Edge-to-edge sublimation printing delivers vibrant, fade-resistant colors.
- Shape: Classic heart shape that complements holiday decor and desk displays.
- Finish: Vibrant colors and a smooth, glossy surface.
- Hanging cord: Ships with a festive gold cord for immediate display.
- Durability: Lightweight yet sturdy, resistant to breaking with regular handling.
- Use case: Ideal as a Christmas ornament, office decor, or thoughtful gift for Crime Scene Technicians.
This ornament offers a lighthearted way to recognize the hard work of Crime Scene Technicians—perfect for Christmas trees, office desks, or dedicated display shelves. The sturdy MDF construction and high-gloss finish mean it will hold up to year‑round display, while edge-to-edge sublimation printing keeps the design bright and engaging over time. It also serves as a conversation starter and a memorable gift for friends, coworkers, or family who appreciate the profession or the show. Whether gifting for a holiday, birthday, or simply as a token of appreciation, this ornament delivers a playful yet meaningful message that resonates with fans and professionals alike.
