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Funny Dancing Gifts from Friends for Women - Oval Ornament with 'Dancing Because Stabbing People Is Wrong.' Quote, Christmas Unique Gifts
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$19.95
Regular price
$39.95
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SHIPPING INFORMATION
Estimated delivery times:
US: 5-7 business days.
Canada: 5-9 business days
Australia/New Zealand: 5-9 business days
UK & EU: 5-7 business days (ships from Amsterdam)
Rest of the world: 2-4 weeks
*addition 1-3 days lead time for personalized products
Please note: We currently do not deliver Canvases to PO Boxes as UPS does not deliver to PO Boxes, so please provide a different address that we can ship to.
Celebrate the dancer in your circle with a playful, eye-catching ornament that blends holiday charm with a cheeky wink. Perfect for women who love to groove, this keepsake features the memorable line, 'Dancing Because Stabbing People Is Wrong.'
- Material & Finish: Sturdy MDF base with a high-gloss plastic coating for a polished, durable surface.
- Printing & Color: Vibrant, edge-to-edge sublimation for bright, fade-resistant colors that pop on any tree or wall.
- Design & Shape: Classic oval shape that fits neatly on branches, hooks, or display shelves.
- Hanging Cord: Includes a festive gold hanging cord for quick, tangle-free setup.
- Durability & Safety: Lightweight and resistant to breaking, making it ideal for homes with children or pets.
- Gift Appeal: A unique, humorous gift for friends, women, or anyone who loves to dance and laugh—great for Christmas or any occasion.
This ornament brings instant cheer to holiday décor while delivering a personal touch for dance lovers. Its sturdy construction means it can be enjoyed year after year, and the bright print stays vivid through seasons of decorating and gifting. The compact oval form and included gold cord make it simple to hang anywhere—from the Christmas tree to a decorative wall display—so you can quickly add a dose of humor and movement to your space.
