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Funny Database Administrator Gifts for Him - I May Be A DBA, Gifts from Men - Oval Ornament, White, Christmas Unique - Image 1
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 5-7 business days.
Canada: 5-9 business days
Australia/New Zealand: 5-9 business days
UK & EU: 5-7 business days (ships from Amsterdam)
Rest of the world: 2-4 weeks

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Celebrate the DBA in your life with a playful holiday ornament that adds personality to any tree. This oval ornament carries a witty nod to the world of database management: 'I May Be A Database Administrator, But I Can't Fix Stupid People.'

  • Shape & Design: Oval ornament designed to stand out on the Christmas tree or wall display.
  • Material & Finish: Sturdy MDF base with a high-gloss plastic finish for durability and a polished look.
  • Printing Method: Edge-to-edge Sublimation printing delivers bright, vivid colors across the entire surface.
  • Hanging Cord: Festive gold cord for easy hanging and a touch of elegance.
  • Weight & Safety: Lightweight and break-resistant, ideal for households with children or pets.
  • Display Versatility: Designed to hang on the tree or be displayed on a wall, mantle, or hook.

This ornament blends humor with a durable keepsake that personalizes your holiday decorating. The lightweight construction and sturdy finish mean it’s easy to move from year to year, while edge-to-edge printing ensures the message stays vibrant for seasons to come. Perfect for database administrators, IT professionals, and anyone who enjoys a lighthearted tech joke, it’s a memorable gift idea that brings a smile to colleagues, friends, or family during the holidays.

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