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Funny Database Administrator Gifts for Men - Glide lock Clasp Bracelet, I'm A Fairly Decent Database Administrator, Christmas Unique Presents
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$29.95
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$59.95
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Estimated delivery times:
US: 5-7 business days.
Canada: 5-9 business days
Australia/New Zealand: 5-9 business days
UK & EU: 5-7 business days (ships from Amsterdam)
Rest of the world: 2-4 weeks
*addition 1-3 days lead time for personalized products
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Celebrate your DBA pride with a sleek, secure bracelet that blends humor with professionalism. The Glide lock Clasp Bracelet features the playful line “I Can't Fix Stupid But I'm A Fairly Decent Database Administrator,” making it a perfect accessory for database professionals who like a lighthearted touch at work.
- Secure Glide Lock Clasp: A smooth, secure closure that stays put and is easy to fasten.
- 9.05" Length & Adjustable Fit: Designed to fit a wide range of wrists with an adjustable design for comfort.
- Premium Materials: Crafted from silver, black stainless steel, and silicone for durability and everyday comfort.
- Rust, Corrosion & Tarnish Resistance: Built to withstand daily wear without dulling—ideal for long-term use.
- Color & Finish: Sleek black finish with subtle silver accents for a modern, versatile look.
- Gift-Ready Packaging: Comes in premium packaging, ready for gifting on Christmas or any special occasion.
- Designed for DBA Enthusiasts: Specifically themed for database professionals, featuring the humorous quote to spark smiles.
The bracelet isn’t just a joke—it's a thoughtful way to acknowledge the hard work of a database administrator. Its adjustable design and secure clasp make it comfortable for daily wear, whether at the office or during downtime. The durable blend of materials resists rust, corrosion, and tarnishing, so it stays looking sharp through ongoing projects. Packaged in premium packaging, it’s an easy, ready-made gift for Christmas, a colleague’s anniversary, or a beloved DBA who appreciates a bit of humor with their workwear.
