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Canada: 5-9 business days
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UK & EU: 5-7 business days (ships from Amsterdam)
Rest of the world: 2-4 weeks
*addition 1-3 days lead time for personalized products
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Celebrate the wit and precision of a database professional with this Circle Ornament—an office-ready keepsake designed for Database Administrators. Perfect as a Christmas gift from friends or colleagues, it features the cheeky line "I Can't Fix Stupid But I'm A Fairly Decent Database Administrator" to bring a smile to any tech-equipped space.
- Material & Finish: Sturdy MDF construction with a high-gloss plastic finish for a sleek, durable ornament that lasts season after season.
- Print Quality: Edge-to-edge printing delivers bright, vibrant colors that stay vivid over time without fading.
- Display & Hanging: Includes a festive gold cord for easy hanging on Christmas trees, desks, or wall hooks.
- Lightweight & Safe: Lightweight design reduces strain on surfaces and is break-resistant, ideal for homes with kids or pets.
- Ideal Uses: A unique DBA gift idea for friends, colleagues, or managers; doubles as desk decor or holiday tree ornament.
This ornament isn’t just decor—it’s a thoughtful nod to the everyday challenges and humor of database work. Its durable materials ensure it remains a bright, long-lasting keepsake, while the bold quote adds personality to any workspace or home. Perfect for Secret Santa exchanges, holiday decorations, or simply gifting a fellow DBA who appreciates a good pun and a bit of tech humor.
