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Canada: 5-9 business days
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UK & EU: 5-7 business days (ships from Amsterdam)
Rest of the world: 2-4 weeks
*addition 1-3 days lead time for personalized products
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Celebrate the unique humor and dedication of the Database Administrator in your life with a bracelet that blends rugged style with a witty edge. Our Database Administrator Rope Bracelet is the perfect Valentine's gift for any DBA, combining a sleek black finish with an interlaced rope design—and it features the engraved message: "I'm A Database Administrator. My Level Of Sarcasm Depends On Your Level Of Stupidity."
- Material: Black stainless steel with an interlaced rope weave for a durable, masculine look that resists rust, corrosion, and tarnishing.
- Adjustable length: Easily fits most wrists—adjusts from 3.34 inches to 9.84 inches for personalized comfort.
- Color: Deep black tone that complements casual and dressier outfits alike.
- Engraved message: Prominently displays the humorous quote to recognize a DBA’s sarcasm and expertise.
- Packaging: The bracelet arrives in an organza bag, making it ready for gifting on Valentine’s Day or other special moments.
- Design: An eye-catching rope detail adds texture and a rugged vibe to a sleek, wearable piece.
This bracelet goes beyond simple accessorizing. It offers a personal touch that nods to a DBA’s daily work, turning a practical gift into a conversation starter. The durable materials and adjustable fit ensure comfortable wear for everyday use, office days, or special occasions. The organza bag makes gifting effortless, making it a thoughtful Valentine’s gift or a lighthearted token from friends, family, or colleagues. It’s a playful nod to database culture—fun, meaningful, and genuinely wearable.
