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Canada: 5-9 business days
Australia/New Zealand: 5-9 business days
UK & EU: 5-7 business days (ships from Amsterdam)
Rest of the world: 2-4 weeks
*addition 1-3 days lead time for personalized products
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Celebrate design passion with a black ceramic coffee mug featuring a witty, designer-focused quote: "Retired Designer. Figure It Out Yourself." It’s a perfect nod to the design world for designers, design lovers, and anyone who appreciates a clever designer joke.
- Size: Available in 11oz and 15oz to suit your daily coffee or tea routine.
- Color & Finish: Classic black ceramic with crisp white typography for a bold, timeless look.
- Material: High-quality ceramic built for durability and daily use.
- Printed Quote: Prominent "Retired Designer. Figure It Out Yourself." message that sparks smiles and conversation.
- Care: Microwave-safe and dishwasher-safe for easy cleaning and convenient everyday use.
- Gift Appeal: An ideal, unique gift for coworkers, friends, or family who love design and humor.
This mug elevates the everyday coffee moment with a touch of design-nerd wit, making it a reliable go-to gift or a fun addition to your own collection. The durable ceramic and easy-care surface ensure it stays looking sharp through years of use, while the two size options let you pick just the right amount of caffeine-fueled inspiration.
