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Funny Driver Circle Ornament Gifts from Friends or Family - Caution: I'm A Retired Driver. I Have Stories And All Days To Talk. Stay At Your Own Risk!
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$19.95
Regular price
$39.95
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SHIPPING INFORMATION
Estimated delivery times:
US: 5-7 business days.
Canada: 5-9 business days
Australia/New Zealand: 5-9 business days
UK & EU: 5-7 business days (ships from Amsterdam)
Rest of the world: 2-4 weeks
*addition 1-3 days lead time for personalized products
Please note: We currently do not deliver Canvases to PO Boxes as UPS does not deliver to PO Boxes, so please provide a different address that we can ship to.
Celebrate the road-traveled life with a playful keepsake designed for driving enthusiasts and retired drivers. Add a touch of humor to your Christmas decor with the message, "Caution: I'm A Retired Driver. I Have Stories And All Days To Talk. Stay At Your Own Risk!"
- Material: Durable MDF core with a high-gloss plastic finish for a polished, lasting look.
- Printing: Edge-to-edge Sublimation printing delivers bright, fade-resistant colors that stay vibrant over the years.
- Design: Circular ornament featuring a witty, road-related quote that sparks smiles and conversation.
- Hanging Cord: Festive gold cord provides easy, secure hanging on Christmas trees, garlands, or wall displays.
- Ideal For: A thoughtful gift for driving enthusiasts, retirees, or anyone who loves road-themed humor and memorable stories.
This ornament offers more than decoration—it’s a conversational keepsake that celebrates memories from the driver’s seat. The durable materials and vivid sublimation print ensure the humor endures alongside holiday traditions, making it a standout addition to any Christmas setup. Perfect as a gift or a personal keepsake, it fits neatly with other ornaments and adds personality to a tree, mantle, or desk display.
