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Brighten the holidays with a playful nod to needlework. The Shit Happens. Embroidery Helps. Oval Ornament features the quote "Shit Happens. Embroidery Helps." and is a durable, edge-to-edge printed Christmas ornament designed for embroidery enthusiasts and anyone who appreciates a witty, handmade touch.
- Size: Compact oval shape
- Material: Durable MDF with a high-gloss plastic finish
- Printing: Edge-to-edge Sublimation printing for bright, vivid colors
- Color: White base that complements festive decor
- Hanging: Includes a festive gold cord for easy display
- Gift-ready: A humorous, thoughtful gift for embroidery lovers and friends
Designed to delight embroidery enthusiasts and gift-givers alike, this ornament adds personality to any Christmas setup. Its lightweight, break-resistant construction makes it safe for homes with children or pets, while the edge-to-edge printing ensures the message and artwork stay vibrant long after the decorations go up. The included gold hanging cord means decoration is hassle-free from the moment it arrives, whether you hang it on the tree, on a garland, or on a decorative hook. Give it as a gift from friends or keep it as a playful keepsake that celebrates humor and craft during the holiday season.