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Looking for a unique gift for the executive in your life? This funny snowflake ornament says it all! 'Keep Calm, I'm (almost) An Executive.' is a humorous way to poke fun at the daily grind. Crafted from premium stainless steel, this shatterproof ornament is both sturdy and safe. It measures 3.14 inches in diameter, making it the perfect addition to any office or home.
As you navigate the challenges of being an executive, it's easy to lose sight of what's truly important. This ornament serves as a reminder to stay calm and focused, even in the most chaotic of times.
Make this Christmas one to remember by gifting this funny snowflake ornament to the executive in your life. Whether it's a friend, family member, or coworker, this unique gift is sure to bring a smile to their face.
So why settle for a boring, run-of-the-mill gift when you can give something that truly shows you care? Order this 'Keep Calm, I'm (almost) An Executive.' snowflake ornament today and make a statement!
Don't miss out and get ready to spread some holiday cheer!",
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Funny Executive Gifts from Friends, 'Keep Calm, I'm (almost) An Executive.' Snowflake Ornament for Christmas
Sale price
$24.95
Regular price
$49.95
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MADE IN THE USA
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HAPPINESS GUARANTEE
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SHIPPING INFORMATION
Estimated delivery times:
US: 5-7 business days.
Canada: 5-9 business days
Australia/New Zealand: 5-9 business days
UK & EU: 5-7 business days (ships from Amsterdam)
Rest of the world: 2-4 weeks
*addition 1-3 days lead time for personalized products
Please note: We currently do not deliver Canvases to PO Boxes as UPS does not deliver to PO Boxes, so please provide a different address that we can ship to.
As you navigate the challenges of being an executive, it's easy to lose sight of what's truly important. This ornament serves as a reminder to stay calm and focused, even in the most chaotic of times.
Make this Christmas one to remember by gifting this funny snowflake ornament to the executive in your life. Whether it's a friend, family member, or coworker, this unique gift is sure to bring a smile to their face.
So why settle for a boring, run-of-the-mill gift when you can give something that truly shows you care? Order this 'Keep Calm, I'm (almost) An Executive.' snowflake ornament today and make a statement!
Don't miss out and get ready to spread some holiday cheer!",
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"A unique and humorous gift for the executive in your life, perfect for Christmas or any occasion",
"Crafted from premium stainless steel, this shatterproof ornament is both sturdy and safe",
"Measures 3.14 inches in diameter, making it the perfect addition to any office or home",
"A reminder to stay calm and focused, even in the most chaotic of times",
"Don't miss out and make a statement - this gift is sure to bring a smile to the executive's face!"
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- A unique and humorous gift for the executive in your life, perfect for Christmas or any occasion
- Crafted from premium stainless steel, this shatterproof ornament is both sturdy and safe
- Measures 3.14 inches in diameter, making it the perfect addition to any office or home
- A reminder to stay calm and focused, even in the most chaotic of times
- Don't miss out and make a statement - this gift is sure to bring a smile to the executive's face!
