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Canada: 5-9 business days
Australia/New Zealand: 5-9 business days
UK & EU: 5-7 business days (ships from Amsterdam)
Rest of the world: 2-4 weeks
*addition 1-3 days lead time for personalized products
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Inject humor into holiday decor with a playful star ornament designed for flight attendants and aviation enthusiasts alike. Featuring a cheeky message, “I'm A Flight Attendant. My Level Of Sarcasm Depends On Your Level Of Stupidity,” this ornament brings a wink to any seasonal display.
- Material & Finish: Sturdy MDF construction with a high-gloss plastic finish for lasting durability and a polished look.
- Color & Print: Edge-to-edge sublimation printing delivers vibrant, fade-resistant colors that pop on any tree or shelf.
- Shape & Design: Classic star shape adds festive flair to Christmas decor and office holiday displays.
- Durability: Lightweight yet break-resistant, making it suitable for homes with children or pets.
- Hanging Mechanism: Comes with a festive gold cord for easy, stress-free hanging on trees, mantels, or hooks.
- Versatile Use: Perfect as a Christmas tree ornament, desk accent, or giftable keepsake for a flight crew member.
- Gift-Ready Appeal: A humorous, thoughtful token for colleagues, friends, or family members who appreciate aviation humor.
Whether decorating a tree, brightening an office nook, or delivering a smile as a thoughtful gift, this star ornament blends personality with practical design. The durable materials ensure the colors stay vivid for years, while its lightweight construction and pet- and kid-friendly resilience keep holiday decor stress-free. Use it as a conversation starter at the crew lounge, a memorable desk accessory for a supervisor, or a cheeky gift that honors a hard-working flight attendant’s sense of humor.
