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Funny Florist Christmas Unique Gifts from Friends to Women Florist Black Coffee Mug
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OVER 250,000 GIFTS DELIVERED

Since 2020, our studio in Florida has shipped over 250,000 gifts—and counting.

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MADE IN THE USA

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READY TO GIVE

All our products are presentably packaged for hassle-free gifting.

SHIPPING INFORMATION

Estimated delivery times:

US:
 5-7 business days.
Canada: 5-9 business days
Australia/New Zealand: 5-9 business days
UK & EU: 5-7 business days (ships from Amsterdam)
Rest of the world: 2-4 weeks

*addition 1-3 days lead time for personalized products

Please note: We currently do not deliver Canvases to PO Boxes as UPS does not deliver to PO Boxes, so please provide a different address that we can ship to.

Brighten a florist’s day with this ceramic black coffee mug, a witty daily companion that celebrates their craft. Perfect for gifting friends, family, or colleagues who turn blooms into beauty.

  • Printed quote: "I Am A Florist. To Save Time Let's Just Assume I'm Never Wrong." adds a relatable, lighthearted touch to their coffee break.
  • Color and finish: Classic black glaze for a timeless, versatile look that fits any desk or kitchen decor.
  • Material: Durable ceramic mug designed for everyday use.
  • Care: Microwave and dishwasher safe for quick reheats and easy cleaning.
  • Size: Standard mug size, ideal for coffee, tea, or hot cocoa during busy days in the shop or studio.
  • Gifting appeal: Thoughtful, humorous gift for florists and anyone who loves a good pun during the holiday season.

This mug is more than just a container for their favorite drink—it’s a small daily moment of acknowledgement for the hard work and dedication florists bring to each arrangement. Its sturdy ceramic build stands up to daily use, while the witty quote sparks smiles in the break room, at the shop, or on the desk at home. A practical, enduring gift that pairs well with seasonal celebrations or just-because moments.

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