Funny Florist Gifts for Friends and Family from the Florist, I'm A Florist - Two Tone Coffee Mug, Christmas Unique Gifts
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US: 5-7 business days.
Canada: 5-9 business days
Australia/New Zealand: 5-9 business days
UK & EU: 5-7 business days (ships from Amsterdam)
Rest of the world: 2-4 weeks
*addition 1-3 days lead time for personalized products
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Meet the "I'm A Florist" Two-Tone Coffee Mug — a witty, practical gift for florists, floral lovers, and anyone who enjoys a good-natured poke at the craft. This 11oz ceramic mug blends humor with everyday usability, making it a welcome companion at the studio, office, or home.
- Material: Ceramic mug with a crisp white exterior and a contrasting black interior and handle for a bold, two-tone look.
- Capacity: 11 oz, sized for a standard coffee or tea serving.
- Design: Prominent printed quote: "I'm A Florist. My Level Of Sarcasm Depends On Your Level Of Stupidity." A playful nod to the wit of florists.
- Care: Microwave-safe and dishwasher-safe for busy days and easy cleanup.
- Gift-ready appeal: Ideal for florists, friends, or family; great for Christmas, birthdays, or as a lighthearted surprise.
This mug enhances daily rituals by combining a reliable, durable ceramic build with a moment of levity. It stands up to regular use, keeps beverages warm, and serves as a memorable reminder of shared humor within the floristry community. A tasteful, relatable gift that brings a smile to any florist, colleague, or loved one’s morning.