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SHIPPING INFORMATION
Estimated delivery times:
US: 5-7 business days.
Canada: 5-9 business days
Australia/New Zealand: 5-9 business days
UK & EU: 5-7 business days (ships from Amsterdam)
Rest of the world: 2-4 weeks
*addition 1-3 days lead time for personalized products
Please note: We currently do not deliver Canvases to PO Boxes as UPS does not deliver to PO Boxes, so please provide a different address that we can ship to.
Lightweight, durable, and delightfully cheeky, this interlaced leather bracelet is the perfect gift for florists who appreciate a good laugh as they arrange stems. Designed to be worn beyond the shop, its unisex style suits any wrist while delivering a bold, engraved message.
- Material & Finish: Interlaced black leather band with a brushed stainless steel plate for a sleek, everyday-ready look.
- Engraving: Real stainless steel engraving of the witty line: “I'm A Florist. My Level Of Sarcasm Depends On Your Level Of Stupidity.”
- Design & Craftsmanship: Clean, modern silhouette with a secure clasp and a comfortable fit that holds up to daily wear.
- Fit & Comfort: Flexible braided weave that sits comfortably on most wrists for all-day wear—at work or casual outings.
- Gift Appeal: A humorous yet thoughtful keepsake that celebrates a florist’s craft and sense of humor.
This bracelet is more than an accessory—it’s a lighthearted reminder of the daily dedication florists bring to their craft. The durable materials resist daily wear in a busy shop, while the engraved plate preserves the message for years to come. It pairs easily with workwear or weekend outfits, making it a versatile gift for Christmas, birthdays, or “just because.”
