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Funny Florist Gifts from Family for Women, Unique Star Ornament for Christmas Decorations, Sarcastic Quote - 'I'm A Florist. My Level Of Sarcasm Depends On Your Level Of Stupidity.'
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OVER 250,000 GIFTS DELIVERED

Since 2020, our studio in Florida has shipped over 250,000 gifts—and counting.

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SHIPPING INFORMATION

Estimated delivery times:

US:
 5-7 business days.
Canada: 5-9 business days
Australia/New Zealand: 5-9 business days
UK & EU: 5-7 business days (ships from Amsterdam)
Rest of the world: 2-4 weeks

*addition 1-3 days lead time for personalized products

Please note: We currently do not deliver Canvases to PO Boxes as UPS does not deliver to PO Boxes, so please provide a different address that we can ship to.

Brighten up the holidays with a laugh-out-loud star-shaped ornament crafted for florists, flower lovers, and anyone who appreciates a good botanical joke. This Funny Florist Star Ornament adds personality to Christmas decor and makes a memorable gift for the florist in your life.

  • Star-shaped MDF ornament: Durable, lightweight design with a glossy plastic finish for a polished, high-end look.
  • Edge-to-edge sublimation print: Vibrant, fade-resistant colors that cover the entire surface for a bright, cheerful display.
  • Festive hanging cord: Comes with a gold cord for easy hanging on the tree, in a window, or on garlands.
  • Sarcastic florist quote: “I'm A Florist. My Level Of Sarcasm Depends On Your Level Of Stupidity.” adds instant personality and humor.
  • Versatile display: Perfect as a Christmas ornament, desk or shelf decor, or a playful accent in the studio or entryway.
  • Safe and durable: Lightweight and resistant to breakage, suitable for homes with children and pets.

This ornament delivers a touch of whimsy without sacrificing quality. It’s a thoughtful gift for family, friends, coworkers, or anyone who loves flowers and witty quotes. The bright sublimation print and sturdy construction ensure it stays vibrant year after year, making it a practical yet personality-packed addition to any holiday decor.

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